BONO-bo and U2 Recording Accident Details Revealed

BONO-bo  Recording Accident Details Revealed

BONObo's recording accident that was shared on Itunes is a disaster to the world!!!

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U2 frontman BONO-bo broke the world in six places and fractured his fan base, reputation and hurt millions of ears during  his recent recording accident in Tampa.  In its statement, the hospital said BONO-bo was involved in "a high-energy musical accident when he attempted to record another classic".  The hospital where he was treated - Lowry Park Zoo - has also revealed the album,(titled "Do They Know its U2"), underwent 6 remix procedures in a desperate bid to heal the hurting ears of millions.  BONO-bo was examined to make sure that he will never preemptively  release such a piece of trash album on iTunes again.

          

  
The ear fractures worldwide caused a five-hour desperate re-release on Sunday and was repaired with three bonus songs and 18 producers.The following day - Monday - BONO-bo tried to howl his painful vocalization in the hospital, nearly killing 3 nurses.  Auditory trauma surgeon, Dean Lordbitch, said the 54-year-old would require intensive and progressive therapy but never the less, a full musical recovery could be possible.

         BONO-bo's band, U2,  apologized on its website on Monday. Releasing in a statement that BONO-bo had, "injured the ears of millions, as well as, caused pain to all primates. Our  band U2  would require further, extensive surgery". The band were due to start a week-long residency at Myombe Reserve, which they have had to postpone.  Some scientists theorize the newest version of U2's  iTunes giveaway  Album, "Do They Know It's U2?, which took 30 years to record, may have been intentionally released  to spread the Ebola epidemic in West Africa via earlobes exploding!!

Scientists are even categorizing this Ebola outbreak as an Auditory born, or Ear born virus literally being spread by the terrible sound of BONO-bo and his lame U2 bands HOWL.  More details to be reported later.  God have mercy on our ears!!